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'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Ian Hislop

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Bernard Derome: If the trend continues...I'll be retiring in 2009.

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

Kaitlan Collins - Chief W. H. Correspondent CNN

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Brianna Keilar

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"This Just In."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

Cliff Morgan

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

Lloyd Robertson stays on...

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

"You're on caller. What's your problem?"

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"

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