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'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Ian Hislop

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

Kaitlan Collins - Chief W. H. Correspondent CNN

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"This Just In."

Brianna Keilar

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"

Nothing News

Lloyd Robertson stays on...

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"You're on caller. What's your problem?"

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

Mark Thompson

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'