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'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"This Just In."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"You're on caller. What's your problem?"

Nothing News

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'