Public Announcement Fan T-Shirts

"Please turn off all mobiles."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Parrot annoying dog.

News Wear World

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Only a handful of people are this small.

Lord Robert Winston

'They have great rapport.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Batman getting the subway

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"Polly wanna quaker."

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

"Why do you always have to be so negative? Everything is always caw, caw, caw!"

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

The toilet on the train is out of order, and you can pull the cord incase of an emergency.

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

Train and sheep