Public Announcement Fan Pillows

"Please turn off all mobiles."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'Happy 50th PBS.'

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Only a handful of people are this small.

Lord Robert Winston

'They have great rapport.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Batman getting the subway

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

"Polly wanna quaker."

Shakespeare lost in the subway. E. F. Tube "E" or not tube "E"? Underground. London Times.

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

"Why do you always have to be so negative? Everything is always caw, caw, caw!"

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'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

'The only high-class networking I do is listening to NPR.'

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'