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'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Political Analysis

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Chuck Schumer

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The delegitimization effort.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Pot and Kettle

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."