Surprise Proposal Fan Pillows

Border Security

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'