Surprise Proposal Fan Pillows

Border Security

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

King and Jester

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

'He's been shot!'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'