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Worst things to say when proposing...

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

In Desperate Straits.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

Unknown

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

Border Security

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'

'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'What's a lovely girl like me doing in a place like this? How should I know, you brought me here!'