Awkward Proposal Aficionado Prints

Worst things to say when proposing...

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

In Desperate Straits.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Unknown

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Border Security

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'