Romantic Proposal Enthusiast Prints

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

Bear Costume

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Perfect Match

'Alright, let's do this.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

It was love at first...

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Barbara Cartland

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'