Romantic Proposer Prints

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

A tortoise in love with a cat

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'