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'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

Bear Costume

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Perfect Match

'Alright, let's do this.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

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Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Barbara Cartland

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

It was love at first...

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Valentine man in underpants.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."