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'I'll need a list of your meds.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Unknown

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Border Security

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

'It's like this: I love this rubber tire and as soon as we're able, we're going to get married.'

'That's very nice, but I'd rather have an engagement ring.'