Quirky Proposal Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'll need a list of your meds.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

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'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

"Wanna be my boo?"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

Border Security

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

..... And if you act now ....

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'It's like this: I love this rubber tire and as soon as we're able, we're going to get married.'

'That's very nice, but I'd rather have an engagement ring.'