Romantic Proposal Enthusiasts Gifts

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Bear Costume

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'