Humorous Proposal Planner Gifts

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I might just get a pie."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

Proposing

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'

'You were saying?'

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.