Humorous Proposal Planner Prints

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Sign Reform

"I might just get a pie."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

Proposing

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

'You were saying?'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.