Humorous Planner Prints

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I might just get a pie."

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

No Nesting

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'You and your shortcuts.'

In it for the long haul.

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"We need a vacation..."

'Daddy! For the last time, this is my wedding, not a 'spin-off'!'

Boy giving mistletoe to friend