Humorous Planner Gifts

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I might just get a pie."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Sign Reform

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

No Nesting

Fly-drive

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'You and your shortcuts.'

In it for the long haul.

"We need a vacation..."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'