Comical Planner Gifts

"We need a vacation..."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I might just get a pie."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Nanny with children on leash

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Finish Line

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Acme Crazy Straws

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'