Comical Planner Mugs

"We need a vacation..."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I might just get a pie."

Sign Reform

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Nanny with children on leash

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Finish Line

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Acme Crazy Straws

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."