Whimsical Planners Mugs

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Shop for cats

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Giraffe helping with a date.

Fly-drive

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

"So this is your plan B?!"

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

Acme Crazy Straws

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

I'm looking for a guy who's willing to take things to the next level: the Sunday funnies. ! !