Whimsical Planners Mugs

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Shop for cats

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Giraffe helping with a date.

a drink at the pub

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

Acme Crazy Straws

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'