"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."
Humorous Holiday Planner Mugs
Start the holiday season with a laugh! Our humorous holiday planners printed on mugs are perfect for those who love to keep their festive plans in check with a smile. Brighten mornings and organize your holiday cheer with wit.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'
Airlines
Claus 2.0
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."
'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
Night of the Latkes
High security Santa's grotto
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
That one has all the batteries!
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.
"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"
"Ninja bread men"
Hiding the electronics.
"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'
Mr. Punch in Venice
"How about if we just winter in hell?"
Non-Denominational Carols
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Fish snorkling above water.
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
Humorous Holiday Planner Mugs Collection
Humorous Holiday Planner Pillows
Discover our humorous holiday planner pillows, ideal for cozying up during busy festive moments. They add a playful touch to your holiday decor.
Humorous Holiday Planner Prints
Brighten your walls with our witty holiday planner prints—perfect for adding humor and seasonal spirit to any room in your home.
Humorous Holiday Planner T-Shirts
Check out our funny holiday planner t-shirts, perfect for adding some wit and wisdom to your seasonal wardrobe. Gift them or wear them yourself to celebrate the season!