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'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Unknown

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Dog & Cat Friends.

Border Security

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"I guess you could say I have a type."

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Scarecrow Goalie

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

Rodney was slightly off-put while experiencing his first kiester egg hunt.

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

There be dead grass yonder!

'I'll need a list of your meds.'

Worst things to say when proposing...