Quirky Proposal Fans Mugs

..... And if you act now ....

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"We met in the Galapagos."

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'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Dog & Cat Friends.

Border Security

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

Scarecrow Goalie

"I guess you could say I have a type."

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"Pop Goes the Weasel" never sounded so unnerving.

Rodney was slightly off-put while experiencing his first kiester egg hunt.

"Here. I sold you on Ebay."

There be dead grass yonder!

"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."

'I'll need a list of your meds.'

By the way, who does your hair? A phrenology-school dropout with a drinking problem.