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'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Proposing

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"And you're telling me this because?"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."