Proposal Strategist T-Shirts

'All I did was ask her to marry me!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Good boy."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"With great power comes great reward."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

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'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Approved Debate Questions

Trump promises versus reality.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'