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"And you're telling me this because?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Light Bulb Moment

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

So Close..

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Right click for yes...

"Morning, all!"

Bear Costume

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Romantic Violinist.

Time Is Money

I only have eyes for you

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."