Proposal Guru T-Shirts

'Management squashed Fessler's proposal, but I didn't expect them to squash Fessler!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I sent out for everything.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Right click for yes...

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"Do you mind?"

Marry me astronaut

Sitting in a tree

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Serenading

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Sinking with your heart

Words of Love

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.