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'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'I don't think that describing it as a 'merger' is very romantic!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'Hey, this is neat! It's you, proposing!'

'I'm sorry, Walter, but marriage doesn't have portable benefits.'

'You were saying?'

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

'Well of all the nerve-she turned down my marriage proposal.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Another Inefective Banner Ad.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

When Lawyers Propose

"Most guys just kneel, Wally..."

"I asked you to marry me over a year ago, but then I checked my email and noticed I forgot to hit send. No wonder you never replied."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'just make your proposal, Randy, and never mind the negative campaigning.'

Proposing

'Well how do you like that? She turned down my marriage proposal.'

I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage- that is if you have a daughter?

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

'Only her hand?...Hell, you can have all of her, son!'

'The only thing that's cheap in here Sir, is you!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"Stop, you'll make me cry."

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "