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'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

"I'll consider your proposal, but first I need a second opinion from your ex-wife."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Proposing

"And you're telling me this because?"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

A cool proposal

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2,8 kids'