Proposal Strategist Pillows

'All I did was ask her to marry me!'

"Good boy."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"With great power comes great reward."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

vote

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

Trump promises versus reality.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Cherchez la femme

Approved Debate Questions

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'