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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Sir Winston Churchill

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Joe Biden

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

William Pitt the Elder

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Chinese Dragon Munches on USA

How To Spot A Politician

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

William Bentinck

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Fake news on Taiwan elections

Jeremy Corbyn

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

The United States of Amazement