Suggestion Aficionado Pillows

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Swiss army knife

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Primitive magician