Fiction Aficionado Pillows

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

The Blind Invisible Man.

Günter Grass

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

His name was actually Larry, but by the time she started guessing random nonsense like 'Rumplestiltskin' he got bored and told her she was right.

If Tom Clancy was a Pit Bull.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Margaret Atwood

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

Television Readers.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour