Fiction Aficionado Pillows

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

The Blind Invisible Man.

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.

His name was actually Larry, but by the time she started guessing random nonsense like 'Rumplestiltskin' he got bored and told her she was right.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Margaret Atwood

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."