Writing Aficionado Pillows

'I've decided to write a novel."

Ambidextrous Society.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Dip Pen

Nicholas Monsarrat.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'It's beautifully written, however we need big-ass coffee table books.'

"Quote the mockingbird....No Way!"

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

Dip Pen and Grindstone

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"So much is written, so little advanced."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sue the Author 3PM