Public Proposal Fan Gifts

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Political Analysis

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The George Bush Library Tour.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer

George Will

The partisan cafe

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."