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Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Holiday Travel.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'I'm so lonesome...'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Sharing sweets with dad.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"And now, our newest hit song..."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

WPC

Lord Robert Winston