Public Radio Fan Pillows

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Nostalgiaville

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."

Lord Robert Winston

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Music charts development.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's."