Bbq Lover Gifts

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

Dragon Barbecue

"I heard they have good food."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

'It's been like this since the horse meat thing, they bet on the first burger on the plate.'

'You foraged all the beer?!'

Cow Gag Gifts

'Boy, so much food: It's almost as if they want to fatten us up for some reason...'

Birds getting revenge on man cooking.

"I know he said two of each, but I'm telling you bring back three of each and I'll fire up the grill."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"The virus? No, the BBQ!"

"Best check my memorial day list before I head home..."

Beach Barbecue

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

Dog BBQ

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

BBQ Escape.

"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

'Okay, Joy!. . . But I can only multitask one thing at a time!'

"Arrrrgh!! Shish kabob again?"

"Take me to you liter."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'