Barbecue Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

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Barbecue circa 2050

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

"Not another flippin' party?"

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

"The wings are addictive."

'And could you explain to me EXACTLY how you managed to barbecue your face?'

'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Please hug me."

'Do you have a vegetarian menu?'

'Australian politics is a lot like a barbecue. Basically, if you don't show up with a sausage they don't want to know you.'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"It's a little well done. I'll have to get my chainsaw."

"Well, of course your barbecue was a complete disaster... You haven't discovered fire yet!"

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

"No more nude barbeques Miss Jolly."

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

'In case of fire' box with a sausage on a stick inside.

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'This one is perfect for the 4th of July... with just a hint of Barbecue sauce!'

"I love you. . .it's me talking to the beer."

'Well - How did the barbecue go?'