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Pulled Pork Farm.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I give up. What comes from Holy Cows?"

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Oh, it's been a great Bar-B-Que, but it's late and I just wish that everyone would go home."

Griller highlights never gets old

'New Barbeque.'

'You need professional help Donald.'

'That's nothin'. My HMO only covers an apple a day.'

'I'm sorry... The President has declined your request for mercy, Mr Fekelson...'

'He still has that 'new husband smell'.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Is that Icarus having a barbeque?'

Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

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"The third debate will be broadcast live from Fourth of July barbecue across America, featuring everyone's drunk uncles."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"