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"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Oh my God! I DO taste delicious!"

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

'You'll love it; the moist towelettes are to die for.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'I have a pain in my picnic area and baby-back ribs... also my chops are acting up again.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Scream!'

Filet minion

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

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Beach Barbecue

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

His New Grillfriend

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!