Bbq Aficionado Pillows

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

"I give up. What comes from Holy Cows?"

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Oh my God! I DO taste delicious!"

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

'You'll love it; the moist towelettes are to die for.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'I have a pain in my picnic area and baby-back ribs... also my chops are acting up again.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Scream!'

Filet minion

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Beach Barbecue

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!