Bbq Enthusiast Pillows

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"I'm worried about John. He just can't seem to forget about the office and relax."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

Dirigibull.

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

His and Hers barbie.

"I want to stop the spread of COVID-19 but the benefits of not caring are just too great."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

Who wants theirs well done?

"Something smells goood!"

'Come and get it!'

Dog waits for barbecue.

BBQ

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."

' So tell us Luc, how'd you get so darned good on the grill?!'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Melting snow man

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'We're grilling the suspect now, captain.'