Bbq Enthusiast Mugs

On the Seventh Day

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

"I'm worried about John. He just can't seem to forget about the office and relax."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Dirigibull.

His and Hers barbie.

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

'Come and get it!'

Who wants theirs well done?

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

BBQ

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Something smells goood!"

Dog waits for barbecue.

"I want to stop the spread of COVID-19 but the benefits of not caring are just too great."

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

Melting snow man

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

'We're grilling the suspect now, captain.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."