Barbecue Enthusiast Mugs

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

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Barbecue circa 2050

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

"Not another flippin' party?"

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

"The wings are addictive."

"Please hug me."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'

'And could you explain to me EXACTLY how you managed to barbecue your face?'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'Do you have a vegetarian menu?'

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"No more nude barbeques Miss Jolly."

'In case of fire' box with a sausage on a stick inside.

'Well - How did the barbecue go?'

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

'Rex and I have been married for 3 years, but it feels more like 21.'

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

'Australian politics is a lot like a barbecue. Basically, if you don't show up with a sausage they don't want to know you.'

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

'This one is perfect for the 4th of July... with just a hint of Barbecue sauce!'

"Well, of course your barbecue was a complete disaster... You haven't discovered fire yet!"

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"It's a little well done. I'll have to get my chainsaw."