Bbq Lovers Mugs

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Next time you barbeque, Ms. Godiva, I strongly advise you to wear clothes.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Filet minion

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."