Barbecue Fanatics Mugs

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'