Barbeque Enthusiast Gifts

'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

And if you're keen on barbeques you'll like the new grill!

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Sorry, men only.'

Condiment Counselling

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Beach Barbecue

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'