Barbeque Enthusiast Gifts

'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

And if you're keen on barbeques you'll like the new grill!

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Sorry, men only.'

Condiment Counselling

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Beach Barbecue

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"